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I need to get on Tumblr. I need to tell people how I'm too good for life. How I hate people. How I hate myself. How I just like cats and triangles.
by MacJimmyP November 11, 2010
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once Tumblr say's "we'll be back shortly" your computer will be taken over by a virus.
do not get it..
do not get it..
by giraffe-... February 01, 2011
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It used to be a cool, non-judgemental site where you could be who you wanted to be, do what you want to do, and express whatever the fuck you want to express. And stuff.
Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.
Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.
*Blogger expresses his/her feelings about something on his/her Tumblr*
*Anons swarm blogger's ask box, intent on delivering hate messages*
*Anons swarm blogger's ask box, intent on delivering hate messages*
by Dk Man, Google It November 13, 2011
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A site that is supposed to be a place where people can express individuality but has been reduced to a place of conformity. Most people have blogs that consist of the following:
Fashion
Jewelry
Models
Rants about relationships
Stupidity
If you don't have any of the following, chances are you will not get many followers especially if your blog is edgy or controversial. Society doesn't like controversy.
Fashion
Jewelry
Models
Rants about relationships
Stupidity
If you don't have any of the following, chances are you will not get many followers especially if your blog is edgy or controversial. Society doesn't like controversy.
Bob: Yo check out this girls tumblr it's about-
Bill: Shoes and how she hates jerks?
Bob: Yea, how'd ya know?
Bob: Just saw 10 other blogs about the same thing.
Bill: Shoes and how she hates jerks?
Bob: Yea, how'd ya know?
Bob: Just saw 10 other blogs about the same thing.
by Cultofmypersonality December 13, 2011
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It's where all the sleepless hipsters are. Tumblr is where sleep deprivation is a normal thing. Bacon is life. Tumblr people have their own language called sarcasm. Our relationship statuses is always "forever alone". And we're all cats. problem?
facebook girl- Hey omg. your so cool. whats tumbler?
tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake.
tumblr person- *you're oh and its tumblr. Tumblr is a site where you can get viruses, so i think you shouldn't get one for your sake.
by blissfulbits.tumblr.com January 16, 2011
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A place where almost everybody is fake and seeks attention. Everybody pretends to be some awkward hipster female to gain followers, much like on Twitter only everybody claims that they are artistic. People mostly post/reblog pictures, and sometimes steal them from others without credit. Everybody complains for attention. Everybody does illegal things for attention. They love everything gay and believe that an unfriendly gay individual is unheard of and everything straight is vile. They try to promote equality while they openly put everything else down, such as straight people, skinny people, and basically anybody else that has the balls to tell them that they are wrong. They blame society for their faults and yet put no effort in improving themselves. Every member finds themselves ugly and pretends to think cancer patients and obese people are beautiful so that people will think that they are nice people. It's all about followers and attention and feeling special. Go make one.
Hey man, look. It's yet another hipster on Tumblr complaining about their perfectly fine appearance.
by justanothertumblruser June 14, 2011