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The deep dark hole in which you will lose your social life. Please leave, run, RUN AND NEVER COME BACK!
Tumblr user: omg these feels, shipSHISHIPPING, OTP OTP, asdfghjkl;.

Normal human being: The f*ck is this.
by om_nom? November 05, 2012
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A site for people who think they care special and part of some internet cult when in realty, they are losers. Tumblr is a great place for sad white girls to post black and white photos/gifs of them crying about how hard their middle class life is or them cutting themselves. It's a place for "hipsters" to think they are unique and underground and girls begging for attention. Although tumblr may seem accepting at first, they actually hate 80% of the human population. People on tumblr think they are special and artsy, but when they get into the real world, they are pathetic losers with no friends.
Girl 1: hey did u c that pic of my cuts on tumblr
Girl 2: yeah it was soooooo artsy
Girl 1: uugh yeah i kno my life is soooo hard omg lol ^_^
by iloveallthesedicksinmybutt February 06, 2014
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a place where you can post anything and no one will judge you for it.
" i killed a bitch today. "

post that on facebook and people will be chocked and shit, but tumblr ... tumblr's cool.
by FUCKYOUIMDOPE October 28, 2010
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A place for egocentric attention-starved teenagers to compete for who's the most special, unique snowflake

Additionally features lots of blogs with 10-frame low quality porn gifs
"I'm a spirit lesbian transgendered woman"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"I'm quad-gendered and self-diagnosied with schizophrenia"
"are you sure you're not just pretending to be 'unique and original' for attention on tumblr?" "STOP OPPRESSING ME"
by ratQuesada May 10, 2015
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a virus. don't get one.
"hey, what's a tumblr?"
"oh man, it's a virus. it sucks, don't get one"
"oh em gee, thanks for telling me!"
by we'llbebackshortly January 31, 2011
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The wretched hive of the internet. Where you go if you want to lose faith in humanity- Common kinds here include 'emos'- Primarily teens who paint their faces black to express their 'inner darkness', and act 'depressed' over the smallest things- Sexist nutjobs who claim to be feminists (And spam the stupid phrase 'Check your privilege), and, in spite of most members claiming it is a place where anyone can have fun and not be judged, being a white, heterosexual male with no big problems in life will generally garner you a lot of hate for being 'normal'.
In other words, STAY AWAY. Unless you want to lose faith in humanity, as I've said previously.
Average Tumblr member: "Welcome to Tumblr, where anyone of any race, sexuality, and gender can have fun! ...Wait, are you heterosexual, white, male, and happy with your life? YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE WHITE CISCUM OMG"
Average Tumblr 'Feminist': "Men are pigs who deserve to be butchered! Women are superior! Females in skimpy clothing in fictions are SEXIST SEX ICONS, and males without shirts in fiction are JUST FINE! If you complement a woman's appearance, you are a SEXIST PERVERTED PIG WHO NEEDS TO CHECK HIS PRIVILEGE!"
by Dr.Flygon February 23, 2015
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Ground zero for today's over political correctness around the world.
Is your 14 year old daughter suddenly a feminist and hates white-cis-men? Talks about how you can't joke about race/sex/gender because it's not right? Believes women are the supreme beings of the universe but demands equality at the same time? Says that only black people are allowed to wear dread locks because otherwise it's cultural appropriation? Every time Cinco De Mayo comes around she says it's racist to eat tacos that day?

That's tumblr.
by shitlord420blazem8 January 05, 2015
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