The best shortstop in Major League Baseball. He is known for his golden glove and rocket arm on defense and a powerful bat on offense. Tulo takes the game of baseball very seriously, yet likes to grow out a mullet during the season. Rockies fans chant his name every at-bat: cha-cha, cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha-cha, TU-LO!
by spen_CR June 14, 2011
1. Trashy, skanky, easy sluts. Usually with lots of piercings and/or tattoos such as tramp stamps and tongue rings.
2. A skank
2. A skank
John: That Tulo Bitch still fucked me last night even after I asked her if her tongue ring was for sucking dick.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
Mike: The one with the pink and blonde hair?
John: Yaaa buddy.
by Mad Man 415 August 08, 2011