a caucasian male with a completely shaved head, to the point of flesh baldness. usually considers himself an important force who should not be reckoned with. quick to pick unnecessary qualms, music of choice tends to be sports metal. the rugged appearance and attitude towards life is a shield for major insecurity issues.
age range 19 - 45

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

another name for an erection.

The best bar at the University of Northern Iowa. A bar home to many exotic events.

A very large shit that takes a lot of work and concentration to get out; a constipated poop; a dump so huge it usually clogs the toilet and needs to be chopped up before flushing

a scruffy street dog

a good bitch, well deserving of the bone