"Hey boss, may i leave work to take my dying Grandmother to the hospital?"

-"No."

"But she's dying!"

-"As the Russian's say "Tuffshitski"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"