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John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..
by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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A political figure who believes in the sanctity of marriage and supports the denying of marriage equality whilst the entire time rooting around behind his wife.
Simon: Gee Alan you’re a massive Tudge!
by GrouseDad November 10, 2020
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A very brief communication, all too common in the SMS/ email age.

Formed by combining "touch" and "nudge", to replace the word "touch" in the sentence "Get in touch".

Where "touch" suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, "nudge" implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.
N: Nez got in tudge the other day.
S: How is he? What's he up to?
N: Didn't say.
by Mr Bunting May 18, 2005
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The combination of Time Out and Fudge chocolate bar, stuck together and eaten as one.
Hey Chris, what’s that you’re eating?”
“Oh, it’s a Time Out and a Fudge stuck together. I call it a Tudge”
by Nicol loves tudges April 19, 2020
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I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.

My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
by Billiekeeses November 21, 2020
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Hi Tudge steam
by Callofthew December 08, 2017
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