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John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..
by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A political figure who believes in the sanctity of marriage and supports the denying of marriage equality whilst the entire time rooting around behind his wife.
Simon: Gee Alan you’re a massive Tudge!
by GrouseDad November 10, 2020
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I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.

My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
by Billiekeeses November 21, 2020
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A very brief communication, all too common in the SMS/ email age.

Formed by combining "touch" and "nudge", to replace the word "touch" in the sentence "Get in touch".

Where "touch" suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, "nudge" implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.
N: Nez got in tudge the other day.
S: How is he? What's he up to?
N: Didn't say.
by Mr Bunting May 18, 2005
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The combination of Time Out and Fudge chocolate bar, stuck together and eaten as one.
Hey Chris, what’s that you’re eating?”
“Oh, it’s a Time Out and a Fudge stuck together. I call it a Tudge”
by Nicol loves tudges April 19, 2020
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