An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating
"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter
by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020
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Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.
Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!
by October 23, 2020
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