Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.
"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."
by shorelines August 16, 2005
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Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006
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A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018
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(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
by boggler May 08, 2021
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A sex act where one male under tucks his penis, a second person strokes the penis from behind while whispering Trump praise in his ear.
My aunt Kathy loves to give my uncle Frank a Tucker Carlson.
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Diva will be here shortly... all he needs to do is Tucker Carlson, then put on his stockings.
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A Dirty Sanchez in the shape of a bowtie. Among Blacks, this is known as a Farrakhan.
I was giving her a Dirty Sanchez but stayed hard long enough to give her the full Tucker Carlson.
by daniel69 October 05, 2012
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