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You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by Sensible Patriot November 17, 2018
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
by Sensible Patriot November 17, 2018
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Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
by Brian Dillweed August 30, 2011
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Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
by Samurai Sam September 29, 2006
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An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.
by A great mind... October 17, 2020