When you are describing a man dick and he is less to be desired.

Mike Oldfield's 1973 album Tubular Bells, perhaps most famous for it's use in the movie "The Exorcist". The album consists of two 20-ish minute instrumental pieces.

The act of enjoying a fine beverage through the use of a straw.

Someone who had a scab, went into a swimming pool and started bloating up to the fact they became long and bubble shaped like a bubble wand!

When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.