Tubba got his welfare check and took his boyfriend for a romantic dinner in Provincetown. Afterwards, they went back to Tubba's trailer and tossed each other's salads before Tubba got on all fours like a bitch. His boyfriend started drilling and yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck it out to no avail. It was a textbook case of the Tubba Rat.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak