Tub means tall ugly blonde. It's an acronym. There are a lot of these out there. Especially the ones that from the back look cool, and you're like, hey maybe I'll pick up that hottie. Then she turns around and you're just straight outta luck son.

The act of drunkenly pooping in a cooler of beer

Elaine: the mum with the extreme fondness of tupperware and who washes out take-away chinese tubs to keep even, though she already has a lifetime supply of tubs.

*EVERYTHING must go in a tub!*

total ultimate butt shelf

One who is overweight, ugly, and requires a team of 16 CGI animators and professional photo editors three weeks of editing before a single final-production picture is deemed myspace worthy. Unfortunately, this picture looks nothing like the person in real life and gives the FTT a false sense of attractiveness.

A beard which has been shaved only on the chin and under the chin.

1.A fat person
2.What Homsar calls Bubs