Now this here is a name for the baddest bitch out there. (its just one and she's mine haha). Tsitsi is unsurprisingly self centered, egocentric, selfish, full of herself, stubborn, big headed and would appear incapable of removing her head from her own rather voluptuous ass. But in truth she's only that way coz she knows she is undeserving of the mediocrity the world (and you) has to offer. She knows she is the poster child of excellence. She can't help but not give a fuck about ya'll salty cray wannabes. Secretly she laughs about ya'll naive people who think they competing with her, you all just entertainment to her.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed