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Truth

The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.

John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.

by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008

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deadname

n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.

Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.

by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014

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truths

The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"

Guy: I hate you a little right now

Girl: Lies!!!!

Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!

by thifdikjhjdks April 16, 2010

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truths

Inscriptions on documents that vary from Drawings that correspond into "jokes" to Passages that demote the reasoning for life.

I hear that Chavezz is making a new series of Truths next semester, I can't wait!

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by Er stürzt March 14, 2017

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truth

Something unknowable that is.

The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.

by unregistered salad September 27, 2011