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The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"
Guy: I hate you a little right now

Girl: Lies!!!!

Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!
by thifdikjhjdks April 16, 2010
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Inscriptions on documents that vary from Drawings that correspond into "jokes" to Passages that demote the reasoning for life.
I hear that Chavezz is making a new series of Truths next semester, I can't wait!
by Er stürzt March 14, 2017
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Something unknowable that is.
The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.
by unregistered salad September 27, 2011
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Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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Something many people obstinately believe to be fact -- even when disproved.
The flood myth is a truth many cannot live without believing
by Luddz January 30, 2015
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