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The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The comeback you use when someone responds to your statement with "lies!"
Guy: I hate you a little right now

Girl: Lies!!!!

Guy: Truths!!!!!!!!
by thifdikjhjdks April 16, 2010
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Something unknowable that is.
The truth is that the table is six feet long. Actually, the table is 6 feet 1mm long. Actually it's decreasing in size due to natural decay at a measurable rate of 1mm per decade. Actually, the truth of the matter is that we can't even get accurate figures on the table. Actually, we could accidentally get accurate figures on the table, but not know them as a perfect thought. Actually we could know everything about the table incidentally, although that would require a better definition of knowing. Maybe.
by unregistered salad September 27, 2011
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Inscriptions on documents that vary from Drawings that correspond into "jokes" to Passages that demote the reasoning for life.
I hear that Chavezz is making a new series of Truths next semester, I can't wait!
by Er stürzt March 14, 2017
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Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the truth actually is.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
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Something many people obstinately believe to be fact -- even when disproved.
The flood myth is a truth many cannot live without believing
by Luddz January 30, 2015
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