A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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When you change your mind constantly but always settle on fucking over people as much as possible whilst portraying yourself as a bastion of good. If you're a Truss, you're most likely fake and hated.
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"she is trussed up like a sailor's wife"
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