"I fucked a solid 10 last night, but I didn't realize until the next morning, when I was sober enough to read her shirt, that she gave me trumpies

Republican candidates have been feeling a little trumpiness lately.

Carol: I finally hooked up with Bob and he has a Trumpis.

Cindy: I'm sorry, did he try to tell you it was over an inch long?
Carol: yes, and then he said it was Bigly!

Trumpies don't care about his multiple bankruptcies. They'll simply remind you he's a "successful" businessman.

there’s another trumpie goin to another rally in the middle of a global epidemic

Trumpie: That guy is a disgusting f*gg*t.
Person: Dude, you're a trumpie? Get away from me.

Person 1: *looking at news* God damn them trumpies are at it again
Person 2: what they doin this time
Person 1: destroying random official government buildings
Person 2: aww they did that last week do they ever do anything interesting?
Person 1: naw just the same thing over and over again...