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A condition that afflicts many people at the thought of Donald Trump becoming the President of the United States.
Naomi suffered from Trumpxiety every time she heard Donald Trump speak on the campaign trail She suffers from severe Trumpxiety when she realizes how many followers he has, who is in his words would stick by him even if he stood on Fifth Avenue and shot someone dead.
by Lady NI March 18, 2016
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Uneasy feeling one experiences when hearing the words "President" and "Trump" In sequential order. Symptoms of Trumpxiety are also felt when reading the news, hearing Trump sound clips, and most of all, reading Trump tweets. Symptoms may include: shortness of breath, chest tightening, poor decision making, racism, vomiting, and death.
Paula: Susan! Put down the knife!
Susan: I can't ...I just can't!
Paula: it's just Trumpxiety! It's very common. You're not alone, Susan! You're not alone. Susan! Susan!! For God's sake, they're just children!
Susan: I can't ...I just can't!
Paula: it's just Trumpxiety! It's very common. You're not alone, Susan! You're not alone. Susan! Susan!! For God's sake, they're just children!
by Decalex January 22, 2017