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def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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