Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

dude she used to much fake tan man she has got a trump tan

“Billy had done an awful job of painting his dad’s garage door. He hadn’t intended to Trumptan it but it was now a weird russet colour in the middle and he had missed large sections around the edges.”