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/ˈtrʌmpɒn/
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A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.
The President is about ready for his daily manstration. Better go fetch his trumpons.
by seugor May 28, 2020
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Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A person used by Donald Trump then flushed away when they expected him to keep his word or even be legally responsible for anything.
Trumpon: "Did you go to the Trump meeting?"

Wise Person: "I am not a trumpon, so I chose to use my time better".
by Joygreen August 15, 2016
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"Trump would be a great president, that wall would solve all of our problems"
"Bro, you got a full on trump-on... cover over yourself"
by Skijjy13 January 16, 2016
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