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the psychic residue from watching or reading the news

the dirty feeling one gets from from placing one's attention on politics

the tangy and fetid mixture of demagoguery and American politics
Trumple butter - smooth or chunky, it's no bueno
by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2017
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When Donald Trump is fucking your ass and he pulls out and starts to fuck your pussy, the resulting tan substance is what Donald Trump styles his hair with. (similar to truffle butter)
Joe: Hey, did get a hold of some trumple butter when you were fucking Donald Trump last week?
Dacks: Nah, he puts it directly in his hair...
by Laquashwycsha February 08, 2016
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