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A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.
“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”
by Chillosophy March 30, 2021
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One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.
by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020
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Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.
Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!
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by AndyKVA October 31, 2017
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When Donald J. Trump’s skin is so orange, that you mistaken him for a jack-o-lantern.
I thought I was watching a jack-o-lantern keep interrupting Joe Biden during the debate, then I realized it was just the Trumpkin.
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The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.
My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.
by Saucyclam November 17, 2016
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A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.
Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!
by lancemcclain August 14, 2017
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