To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.
Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020
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The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 17, 2018
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Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+
Donald Trumpet loves children
by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
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When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
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When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.
(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt
by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022
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A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 27, 2019
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That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt
Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.
by Whoden November 24, 2022
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