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The act of wafting a fart at your friend from across the room.
"Steve!" says Sally, "What would you think if I "trumpeted a fart" to you?"
by Joey Pellet December 08, 2004
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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