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"The election was stolen." When he coached his lawyers to say this, they walked out on him.
Trump's first impeachment defense came down to the word "perfect", describing his actions and himself. The Republican senators, in unison, murmured 'perfect, innocent'. Probably being forced to serve as his own lawyer, Trump's impeachment defense II will consist of the word 'stolen'. Republican senators, themselves among the precise targets of his call for violence, may indeed murmur 'stolen, innocent', proving that mental illness, no less than Covid, is contagious.
by Monkey's Dad February 01, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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"The election was stolen." That's what he commanded his lawyers to say. Seriously. And they walked out on him.
Trump's first impeachment defense came down to the word "perfect", to describe himself and his actions. And the Republican senators, in unison, murmured 'perfect, innocent'. Perhaps serving as his own lawyer, Trump's impeachment defense II will consist of the word 'stolen'. The Republican senators, themselves among the precise targets of his call for violence, may indeed murmur 'stolen, innocent', proving that mental illness, no less than Covid, is contagious.
by Monkey's Dad January 31, 2021
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