Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Someone who screams like a baby chimpanzee about how great Donald Trump is without ever tolerating a hint of criticism for his demeanor, attitude, and narcissism.
by anylinuxxx January 07, 2017
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A Trump Fluffer is a general term used to describe anyone of 45's cult followers and their woefully ignorant and blind willingness to lick his butthole and play with his balls when he tells them to.
by Lieba October 28, 2020
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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Many perpetually upset individuals believe this term to represent some sort of deplorable strawman, but this is furthest from the truth. Trump Fluffers is a not-for-profit team of Trump Supporters who make sure his beautiful golden godlike hair is perfectly and properly fluffed. There have been many attempts on Trumps hair via milkshake attacks or a random spritzer driveby. These brave souls have jumped in front of Trumps statuesque strands and for these brave souls, we offer a moment of silence. In the future, whenever Trump Fluffer is attempted to be used as a derogatory term, please remember the brave souls who risk their lives daily to make sure Trump looks his best.
Donald Trump walked into the building when a strong wind sussed his gorgeous hair. A Trump Fluffer quickly ran up to correct the abomination with a quick comb and spritz.
by Steve The Dragon October 28, 2020