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A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
by The Real Donald J Trump December 04, 2016
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.
(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018