Congratulations! Saying you are here, you have most likely come across a wild Trula!!! If you have come across a wild Trula, you'll know it instantaneously. they are commonly female, about 1651 milometers in height, with brown hair as dark the night and a really, really fucking nice ass. oh ya, and hazel eyes, \_(*-*)_/. She is a fucking psychopath. (kind of) she has a bubbly and outgoing personality and... loves trying new things...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Typically a dark haired, light eyed with big butts. She is usually the most incredible lesbian you will ever meet! Great smile, funny personality very eccentric. Cross her and you will see hell in her eyes.