May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A person you grew up with who is a step above a normal homie. A person who exceeds the expectations of a normal friend.
A true homie is not quite a best friend, but they still always look out for you, and you trust them as much as one.
A true homie is not quite a best friend, but they still always look out for you, and you trust them as much as one.
‘Damn, I can’t believe Steve Keesh let us crash at his place last night and woke us up with breakfast before he left for work.’
‘Yea Steve has been watching out for me for a since we used to party back in high school. He’s always been a true homie.’
‘Yea Steve has been watching out for me for a since we used to party back in high school. He’s always been a true homie.’
by DaRealSmitty November 22, 2019