The act of taping a toy truck to the end of your penis and anally entering a dirty lady.

A huge hole in your nose from doing too much coke.

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.

When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

The biceps of a truck stop hooker. The constant pulling motion gives the arms a signature look.