Urban Dictionary: Trout Fingers

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A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.

by Trout Fingers March 21, 2018

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 21, 2018

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Trout Fingers

Something you call soneone if they think about touching aquatic forms of life frequently

Jeremy was called trout fingers by some asshole when he was petting stingrays at the aquarium

by TroutAcolyte "moonfingerer" April 07, 2018

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Trout Fingers

The act of dislodging a fishing hook from a fish's skull

Sebastian hooked that pike too good. He had to go full trout fingers in there.

by xX_The_Trout_King_Xx April 07, 2018

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trout fingers

One with the fingers of a trout. Normally for those who brag about fingering people often and in the afternoon.

"Yeah, my girl is so hot dude. I fingered her last night."
"Nice little trout fingers"

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 March 21, 2018

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Trout Fingers

When you finger your girl and then don't wash your hands.

"Dude I just got done fingering my girlfriend. It was so hot."
"Get out of here trout fingers."

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 March 23, 2018

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