Steps to survive trollege

Step 1. Close all doors and windows

Step 2. Go upstairs

Step 3. Grab a blanket and cover yourself and family

Step 4. Make no sound as possible

If he finds you kill Y̵͕͎̭̻̱̒͋͐͌̀͊̅o ̥̮͓̣̝̓̋̀̀͜u ͖̙̪̝͕͍͙̄̉̍̃̓̉͒͐r̵̗̅̈́͂̈́̔͂͝s̶̮̊̃̈́̊ę̶̛̛̖̽͛̈́̈́͂̎̽͘ḷ̵̅͑̂̕͘f ͇̟̓̇̏̃̏

He can't promise a short painless death

Please do Ŗ̶͉̞̘̺̪̒͋͂̎̓̚͠͝ḙ̴̊͂̽͊̒̿͒̑ẵ̵̝̭͐̏̈́̈̕ļ̶̡͍̳̠̳̲͓̉̄̅͠i ̺̰̩͋́̔͘͘͠t ͚͙̟͍͉̗͈͓̜͗̔̔̇̿̈͂́̚͜y̴̟̎̏̐̂͊̇͠ C̵͉̺̳̭̾͆ơ̵͇̪̥̜͙ͅm ̦̝̙͘͜p ̧̺̹̝̬̺̟͆̒̂ͅr̴͕͆̎̍͒̾́̄ẹ̵̲̙̬̱̮̌͐̐̄̀̏̇͗̕̕s ̼͙͍̱̋́̐̐̈̑͌͘̚s̴̛̲͈̼̲͍͕̑̈́̑͑̊͂̓e ̧̲̠͆͘͜d̶̜͂̐̄ it for humanity T ̖̠͍͉͇̃̒̌͂h̵̝͍̠̺̲̼̫̤͔̩̔̊̈́̈e̶̡̠͈͚̲͛̌͐̏̀͜͠ ̩̠̥͎̟́̽̽̀̚T ̢̯̲̱̩̼͈̀̄͋͐̂̑̕͝r ̯̙̻͎̋̆o ̧̧͓̟̼̜̻̗͔͌͑́̈́̒͒l̶̻̉̓͐̈́͗̇̑́l ̨͍̟̬͇̥͛̍͜ ̵̗̗̥͓̪̍̏̏́͂̅͝͝ḧ̴̩͕̲̖͍̤̭͍͘a ͔̗̦͇̝̈́͝s̴̢̖͚̥͇͎̞̋̔̿ ̴̡͖͎̻̙̝̖͖̫͐̀͊͘̕b ͚̆̋̑̏́͗̔͋̽̕ę̵̧̖͖͖̼̦́͋̈̕͝͠͝ͅe ̪̳̱͚̎̂̾̾̊͒͆̔͑̒n ̦̜͖̱̱͇̣̖̜͒͑̊͊̑̚͝ ̥͎̀͛ḛ̶̞̰͖̈́̏̍̿͆n̶̛̺̰̳̅͐̽͂̅̓̐̚͘g̴͓̮͔̲̀̊a̶̞̱͇̘̞̤̔͜n ̦̙̝̻̥̝͂̾̏ģ̵̩̭͙̰̲͇̺̉̊e ͔̻͚͔̭̽͋̓͘d ̢̡̰̙̰̆͘

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak