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When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.
Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.
by 696969696969696969 February 05, 2008
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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