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The tallest most alpha motherfucker in the entire world. He is cooler than you or anyone you know, and he is the most fit and sexy man on the planet. He is also very smart also sexy.
"That guy is a fuckin Tristen."
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by mvpoftheworld69 November 19, 2018
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Tristens are big lovers, yet you never see it at first. They hide it inside but once they love a person they let their feelings pour out to you. This should always make you feel special because they only do it for the ones they truly love. Tristens are very attractive with brown hair and dark blue dreamy eyes. Their eyes will pull you in and you will never be able to get out. They are stubborn but they are still very adorable. Tristens are very athletic and love sports preferably basketball. They are hilarious with a dirty sense of humor. They will do anything for their lover/soulmate they try to be the best guy they can be for you. They can be very dirty minded at some points but you tend to forget when they show you how sweet they can be. They love kids and are very imaginative. They sometimes have a immature, adolescent side to them but it is so cute. Tristens are great boyfriends when finding the right girl. Sometimes it takes Tristens a lot for them to be able to get something through their thick skulls but they will try to listen to you and will always know how to go with their gut. They are very confident and sexy. So if you ever meet a Tristen never let him go cuz he will be the greatest guy you will ever meet in your life.
Girl 1:Dang, he is sooo cute....a total Tristen.
Girl 2: I know right, any girl would be lucky to have a Tristen.
by beauty#1 June 02, 2017
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Tristen is a beautiful and kind woman whom is liked by nearly everyone. Tristen has the body of a goddess, the smile of a queen, and the eyes that sparkle like a New Moon. Tristen loves Twilight and will lend a hand to any of her close friends. Tristen is a very talented person who can sing,dance, act, and play piano. She is very mature for her age,both physically and mentally. Although she won't admit it, she is both smart and gorgeous
Wow! That woman is gorgeous and very talented, she must be a Tristen.
by Sir_Jewberg_Goldstein July 22, 2015
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Tristen is a guy who most likely resembles the vegetable broccoli and likes to play roblox,he doesnt know how to wear clothing and likes kids,his dick retracts inside his body
Dude is that Tristen?
Yeah he popped his pussy,

Tristen what are you doing?
Popping my pussy BB
by CuckDuck7771 May 08, 2019
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Gullible, someone who will constantly look up, looking for words on the ceiling that aren't there.
god you're such a Tristen
by Hoopdog20 December 08, 2011
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A sexualy confused and frusterated woman that is a scanvenger and has a deep love for her pet cat, Maria. She lives in the ghetto hoods, of large towns with worthless people in it. She enjoys ectasy and shoving water bottles up her vagina. Her nipples look like burgers and she cannot afford food for her seven kids. She dates little boys for their money and leaves them with butt aids, because she is a vagina virgin fo life. Only her ears and butt may penetrated. Stay away from this nasty motha fucker.
A tristen walked up to me and I busted my nut in her eye
by honkeyinamerica September 05, 2011
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A self proclaimed Call of Duty god. Usually gets good stats but they are quite misleading. He blames his teammates for their "poor" performance. Although he gets upset with his teammates, he claims he is just trying to help them get better, but its pretty clear that he only does such for his own benefit. A very selfish respawn player, disagrees with everyone in search and destroy, and rarely plays the objective. Deep in the world of tristen, nobody has any gunskill and everyone is under eighteen years of age. Isn't a very smart player and always asks why you would challenge that. Tristens have very skinny heads, are extremely white, and in the latter half of the height scale. Tristens like to pick fights with people that are on his side. You can agree with him and he will still disagree somehow. However, tristens can be fun to hang around if you like to mess with random girls on Kik messenger. He always can think of something funny to say to them. Tristens are overall good people outside the call of duty world.
Random Call of Duty player: Hey guise I got th...
Tristen: Shut the fuck up trashy (censored) kid your bad you have no gunskill and I'm a (censored) GOD.
Random Call of Duty player to friend: Did you hear that guy in that lobby? What a Tristen.
Random Call fo Duty player's friend: Yeah Tristens are like that.
by IIllIlIllIllIllI September 01, 2014
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