Someone who who has Tristan syndrome is a waste of pengnes (fitness)
‘Omg look at him’
Yh but he has Tristan syndrome’
Eww
by JeannetteBaker294 November 27, 2019
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very handsome individual. likes carbohydrates and meat.
tries to be sigma
tristan taylor is a ledge
by derekk glasses April 27, 2022
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A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.
"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"
by TriHard N July 28, 2021
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The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
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The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."
by Gaby and Malia December 30, 2021
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