Someone who who has Tristan syndrome is a waste of pengnes (fitness)
‘Omg look at him’
Yh but he has Tristan syndrome’
by JeannetteBaker294 November 27, 2019
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The type of bitch to have the best packluck and Get ben yedder 97 and son 95 and the list goes to the moon and he has A micro penis and no friends now
Tristan the fuck has the best packluck
by He is a bitch June 01, 2020
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A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.
"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"
by TriHard N July 28, 2021
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Rarely seen when seen its mostly alone looking at memes or Rare pepes. It hunts alone mostly after fresh doritos and mtn dw as now it seems it's sexually orientation is toasters.
Person1: I caught a Tristan Tjørnelund yesterday!
Person2: Nice! How did you do it?
Person1: I shot it with an arrow in the knee!
by Emo Scumbag January 22, 2018
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The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 06, 2020
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The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."
by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020
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