In a washing machine

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Tristan is a loyal guy who will be there for you until the end. He is outgoing and fun on the outside but he holds secrets and insecurities on the inside. If you find a friend in him then he will be a great person or boyfriend to have. Tristan has a great sense of humour.

He is honestly the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He will put up with all your crap no matter what. He is truly wonderful! He's kind, sweet, funny, cute, attractive and all those other words that can explain how wonderful he is. He will always make you feel safe and will always put you in a good mood. No matter how you feel, he'll always be there<3

Amazing guy who will keep you laughing no matter what. He seems shy at first, but when you get to really know him, he's really cool. He tends to bring himself down often, so you should be there to help him out and make him feel better. He may argue, but he'll usually just make a joke out of the arguement, or will apologize.

Tristan is the most amazing-est guy there ever is. His beautiful amazing eyes, his laugh, his jokes, his perfume, his personality, his everything. Tristan is a guy who would crack the awkward moments, be the most joyful person to be around, laugh at everything and anything, his silly but adorable jokes. Everyone loves Tristan. The special girl in his life (random name: Dawn) feels to be the most luckiest, happiest girl alive Bible. Tristan makes her feel endlessly loved, endlessly cared about, endlessly a lot of things. He's her world, he's her life, he's her future husband, he's her Squishy (Finding Nemo Jelly Fish), and he's her Silly Billy. Tristan is a very loved person. Dawn loves Tristan.

Sexy ass mutha fucker who is hung like a horse. Very good in bed but it's hard not to be with a sick as big as his.