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Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.
"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."
by Triscuit_Lover October 07, 2010
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Aug 2 Word of the Day
Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.
Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.
by Trisc December 30, 2017
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A triscuit is created when a kiss is weaved between exactly three members at the same time.
Damn did you hear that Eric had a triscuit with Josh and Kevin last night at that dope party.
by Bbyc4ke June 24, 2021
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new and exciting ghetto term that is the equivalent of other terms such as "true dat" or "trillz"

originated by Ourlow and Sayurah
"did you see that fight today? shit was intense!"

"yeah, triscuits!"
by "Mr. K" November 03, 2009
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From the 1988 Movie

Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"

by Carl GW Smith April 24, 2007
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