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A klutzy slut. A hot girl who's accident prone, she tries to be sexy but can't pull it off; farts during a pole dance or trips when she's stripping.

She may have medical issues like a broken ear drum affecting balance or a club foot.
Man, she's hot, but she threw up all over me during the lapdance. She's a total triptease.
by Wyatt Junker July 10, 2008
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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