Based on the houdini, the tribal houdini is when you're having anal sex and before you ejaculate, you pull your dick out and spit on her lower back. She will then think that you ejaculated on her and she will turn around. When you actually ejaculate, you catch your semen on your pointer and middle fingers. After that, you rub the semen about a centimeter under her eyes.

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life