a co-ed dorm at Lawrence distinguished by its population of pretentious D3 bros (and hoes) and noxious fumes and odors that trail down the first and third floors, relatively safe from campus security due to its tedious 5 minute hike to the center of campus; dependable location of shit shows on any given night.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.