A hipster way of saying "True". Generally makes the haters hate. People who use this word generally like it anywhere but where it's supposed to go. (butt, urethra, ear, etc)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

An easier to write version of "true" to write when typing only using your left hand.