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A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker
Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!
by Lyle86 January 04, 2017
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
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A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
by Arborman February 03, 2020
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A derogatory name for someone of African heritage which denotes them as monkey-like , hence a tree climber.
Walter: "Shit David, who stole your car and killed that baby with a cinder block"
David: "I dunno, I think it was a tree climber"
Walter: "That's racially insensitive"

Col. Bluford was the first tree climber in space.

Look at all those tree climbers shuckin' and jivin' outside that night club.

I once saw a tree climber eat an entire cantaloupe in one bite.
by C. Gracki June 01, 2005
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One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.
You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.
by 2100magevice February 11, 2019
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Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.
wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?
by Timmy E. June 18, 2008
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