by AGenius May 29, 2009
The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.
by JamieMicks December 07, 2010
by anaonaon November 09, 2011
An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan January 28, 2012
by Jim December 12, 2004
by heather17 January 28, 2007
A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina
from over use as a result of being a whore for many years
from over use as a result of being a whore for many years
i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wangernozzle February 12, 2010