A man with arms the size of tree trunks!
"Dude, that trainers arms are the size of tree trunks!"
by AGenius May 29, 2009
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The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.
My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.
by JamieMicks December 07, 2010
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tree trunks are a name for a person with, lager legs. And usually beer belly.
did you see beth, she has well bad tree trunks.
by anaonaon November 09, 2011
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An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan January 28, 2012
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A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.
Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.
by Jim December 12, 2004
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A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat
man, i just got another hole in my pants from my tree trunk legs!
by heather17 January 28, 2007
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A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina

from over use as a result of being a whore for many years
i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wangernozzle February 12, 2010
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