(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.

(n) A native american or person of otherwise indian heritage who is forced to have sex with trees because his wife is too unatractive.

A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.

see lkay

has sex with trees alot