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A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.
I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick
by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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