"You wouldn't order a clone army"
"You wouldn't execute order 66"
"Arresting the Supreme Chancellor is Treason"
"Treason is against the law"
"Treason. Its a crime"

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

The founding fathers were wise to define treason so narrowly that only a handful of people were charged with treason and fewer were actually convicted.

But this has not stopped brown nosing Bush supporters and Republican talking heads from spouting off all the time that anyone who disagrees with Republicans - especially with golden boy Georgie - using the treason label.

Aly commited treason, but she got away.

1. Ann Coulter: "Oh, no, that was treasonous" In response to a statement made by Senator Ted Kennedy.

2. U.S. Constitution: "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."

Joe demolished Trump in the election so he had to treason.

Me and James were best friends till I saw his little sister and committed treason.